How To Melt A Woman's Heart

How To Melt A Woman's Heart

What you need:

• a gadget (smartphone, laptop, etc) locked with password
• 1 cup of love
• courage
• calmness
• a woman's heart you wanted to melt
• 1 cup of luck
• the right moment

Steps:

1. First, wait for the right moment. You don't have any other option, just fucking wait - for the right moment to come. Your own intuition will guide you to know when the right moment is. Men use intuition.
2. When the right moment is already happen, prepare your gadget immediately.
3. Find out any fucking reason in order to make the girl with a heart you want to be melted had to use your gadget. Make sure your gadget locked.
4. Then, when your woman need to open the locked gadget, make sure this conversation happen:

"Hey, what's the password?"

"What password?"

"Your gadget password! I can't use this gadget if it's locked"

"Oh! Pardon me"

"It's okay. What's the password?" 

"Your birthday date"

"I'm sorry?"

"The password is your birthday date"

"..."       

     5.  Make sure your password already her birthday date. Or you will ruin everything.
     6.  Always remember to do every steps with courage and calmness.
     7.  Let your woman try to open the password and her heart will immediately melt by itself.

Remember:

• For your information, I wrote this procedural text to be practiced to your mom - to reminding #MotherDay. I'm sure your mom's heart gonna melt by itself, or at least, she will smile.
• If this tips could melt our mom's heart, why don't you practice this to that lovely girl you had fell in love with? Go melt her heart and you'll turn into a real gentleman: who loved his mother and got his girl.